Missed Connections: Post 1

Welcome back,

If you're reading this, I am assuming that you have also read the previous post found here.  While thinking about my first Missed Connections post, I realized that I did not fully explain an important aspect of the language/verbiage in these type of posts.  For some unknown reason, many of these posts have a very flowery and poetic language to them.  In fact, some of the posts are literally just a poem.

"you really don't know what you got until it is and it does take a long long long long time to get back where you were if I can forget about you I wouldn't be writing this I'm glad it's all good to you" (post id: 4692617553)

So, with that caveat added, here is my first post that will be going up on Craigslist the next couple of days (caveat #2; I have to use poor punctuation and bad grammar or it won't be believable):



You ran by me like a plastic bag in the wind.. i still remember that beautiful smell of yours; like a perfume i once smelled in a thrift shop... ahhh.. i can still taste it on my tongue.  i've never seen anything as beautiful as you in my life except for the time i walked in on my parents.  love is beautiful. when i laid eyes on you for the first time, i was instantly attracted and I couldn't help but be drawn closer to you, which explains the reason that I chased you. please don't be scared, i just needed to get a closer look to make sure my eyes weren't deceiving me.  If you remember me, i was wearing a black jacket with my hood on and a baseball hat and sunglasses.  You were wearing dress pants and a nice top, and were running really fast as you passed by me.. i've never seen anyone run so fast in high heels.  Please contact me if you remember me. to prove it was you, what three words did i yell at you as you were running away? (i'll give you a hint: i _ _ _ _ you!)  i would do anything to see you again. ANYTHING. :-D <3

- Nom

Side-note:  It seems as if our friend from the first post is still searching for the love of his life.  A day later, he posted another similar story about the girl that loves her milk.

"You are a younger lady who was helping her family by loading stuff in the shopping cart. Your mom, or someone, was in an electric scooter and you were walking up to the shelves, grabbing what she told you to get and then you'd put it in the cart. We met on a couple aisles, but then you walked up right next to me at the milk. You asked her, "How many?" She said a certain amount...what amount did she ask you to get? I also remember most of what you were wearing. What were you wearing? If you see this...please answer both questions...and if you can send a picture...and hopefully we can talk! You were so cute...I hope you see this!!" (post id: 4702741977)